"Good guess, but wrong."
"Somebody blows their nose and you want to keep it?"
Venkman (Bill): "Alice, I'm going to ask you some standard
questions, okay? Have you or has any member of your family ever been diagnosed
schizophrenic or mentally incompetent?"
Librarian: "My uncle thought he was St. Jerome."
Venkman: "I'll call it a big 'yes'. Aaaa... Are you habitually
using drugs, stimlants or alcohol?
Librarain: "No!"
Venkman: "Just asking. Are you, Alice, menstruating right
now?"
Head Librarain: "What is that go to do with it?"
Venkman: "Back off man! I'm a scientist."
"Tell you what. I'll take Miss Barret back to her apartment to check her
out. I'm going to check out Miss Barret's apartment, okay?"
"He slimed me!"
"I feel so funky."
"I'm fuzzy on the whole good-bad thing, what do you mean bad?"
"Woo-hoo-woo-hoo-woo-hoo-woo-hoo-woo-hoo-woo-hoo-woo! Nice shootin',
Tex!"
"Twenty-four hours a day, seven days a week. No job is too big, no fee is
too big!"
"What's the twinkie?"
"What a lovely singing voice you must have!"
"If I'm wrong then nothing happens and we will go to jail peacefully, quietly, and
we'll enjoy it. But if we're right, and we can stop this thing ... Lanny, you could
save the lives of a million of registered voters."
"When we get to the twentieth tell me. I'm gonna throw up."
"Okay, so... she's a dog."
"Alright, this chick is toast!"
"Nobody steps on the church in my town!"